Unbirthday Adventures


December 2015

Nacho Regular Pico de Gallo

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So here’s the skinny, this is a pico de gallo-ish recipe because it doesn’t have all the “traditional”ingredients, only most of it. Mainly because it’s what I had in my fridge. Another reason is because of my “secret” ingredient!! (Which I shall divulge shortly).

Stuff Used

  • 2 Plum Tomatoes – chopped
  • 1/4 Red Onion – chopped
  • Cilantro handful – choppped
  • 2 jalapenos – (If you want crazy spicy go for habanero peppers, hot- add the seeds, mild – omit the seeds just add chopped jalapenos, and if no spicy then this is optional)
  • Mozzarella – (optional) chopped – I just need to use my mozzarella heh
  • Salt and pepper to taste

Mix all in a bowl and before you say, where’s the citrus *drum roll please* use….


YEESSSSS, tostitos hint of lime!!! These chips are amazing and go great with lime or non-limed pico de gallo!! Enjoy and stay curious!!!


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You ever find yourself chopping onions or chopping a hot pepper then rub your eyes for whatever reason, even if you know you washed your hands enough to scrub the entire top layer of skin off, and find yourself with an excruciating feeling of wanting to gouge out your burning eyes of hell. Yea.. sucks ballz.  BUT! I had a eureka moment and found my cure!!! I was chopping jalapenos thanks to this pain inspiring pico de gallo-ish snack I love to make on the random and of course washed my hands (yes with soap and water!). Then tried to take my contacts off. BIG MISTAKE!. After freaking out, rubbing my eyes even more and trying to douse the fire out with water, my makeup was all runny and NOT making things better. So I used makeup remover to take it off. AND VOILA!!! It took care of the annoying eye sting just like that! Now I don’t know if it will help all people. But I just wanted to put it out there. Waterproof eye makeup remover – for more than just stubborn eye makeup.

Grilled Cheese Hack…fail…

There are a lot of hacks on the internet, some real, some fake. I stumbled across one that I thought would make my snacking time a little bit easier…imagine grilled cheese with your toaster! The premise is simple, prep sandwich as per usual then place toaster sideways (yea.. I know) and TADA!

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Melted cheesy goodness…

Or so I thought…

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Getting Rid of Bag Sag: DIY Bag Base for a Proenza Schouler PS1

There are times when saggy is a little nice- boyfriend jeans, hobo bags, big comfy sweaters… But then there are those times when saggy is a definite no no- breasts, eyes, butt (ok anything body related), and on the structured bag. A structured bag is supposed to represent its namesake, “structured” but when it gets to the point where you see something peaking out from underneath it becomes quite sloppy. So let’s nip it in the butt with a bag base. And possibly a nip and tuck for the saggy butt (juuust kidding!).saggy.gif Continue reading “Getting Rid of Bag Sag: DIY Bag Base for a Proenza Schouler PS1”

Atlantic City: Episode 1 Robbed of Bob

Every human has at least one vice, if you say you don’t have one then your vice is hubris. Anywho, I have at least 3. Shopping (which will be covered at a different point in time), Candy, and the Claw Game (or anything competitive). This post is about the latter two and yes challenging the claw is a competition. It means I beat the system if I win!!!giphy (8)
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Muffin Pan Madness: Spaghetti and Meatballs, Baked Apple Roses

Today’s post is about…giphy (6).gif…no..not the muffin man. But it is probably how he cooks all his entrees and desserts. We are using good ol’ muffin pan to make Spaghetti and Meatballs and Baked Apple Roses. Continue reading “Muffin Pan Madness: Spaghetti and Meatballs, Baked Apple Roses”

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